| Drinking with a Texas Girl |
| Written by Felix the Great! | ||||
| Thursday, 02 July 2009 | ||||
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Drinking with a Texas Girl   A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas Girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our20 glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.. He says, 'In the Arab World, we hav  e so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,  'In Texas we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice..' ' God Bless Texas'  Add as favourites (77) |  Quote this article on your site | Views: 853
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