| Smart Little Rascals |
| Written by Felix the Great! | ||||
| Tuesday, 05 May 2009 | ||||
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A little girl was talking about whales.  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a humanbecause even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary  school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Thenun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want.. God is watching the apples.'  Add as favourites (77) |  Quote this article on your site | Views: 384
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